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>> HEY OREL, WHAT DID YOU PUT   
FOR NUMBER THREE ON THE SCIENCE 
TEST?                           

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FOR NUMBER THREE ON THE SCIENCE 
TEST?                           
>> JESUS.                       

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TEST?                           
>> JESUS.                       
>> OF COURSE.                   

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>> JESUS.                       
>> OF COURSE.                   
>> HEY DOWIE, I'LL MEET YOU IN

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>> OF COURSE.                   
>> HEY DOWIE, I'LL MEET YOU IN  
CLASS.                          

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>> HEY DOWIE, I'LL MEET YOU IN  
CLASS.                          
I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM.     

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CLASS.                          
I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM.     
>> OK.                          

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I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM.     
>> OK.                          
>> HI, CLICKY.                  

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>> OK.                          
>> HI, CLICKY.
>> STAND UP STRAIGHT.           

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[STRAINING]                     

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[GRUNTING]                      
>> WHO'S HAVING TROUBLE IN      
THERE?                          

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>> WHO'S HAVING TROUBLE IN      
THERE?                          
>> OH, NO TROUBLE HERE, CLICKY. 

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THERE?                          
>> OH, NO TROUBLE HERE, CLICKY. 
>> THAT YOU, OREL?              

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>> OH, NO TROUBLE HERE, CLICKY. 
>> THAT YOU, OREL?              
>> YES.

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>> THAT YOU, OREL?              
>> YES.                         
>> YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FRUIT.   

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>> YES.                         
>> YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FRUIT.   
>> WHY?                         

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>> YOU SHOULD EAT MORE FRUIT.   
>> WHY?                         
>> HELPS YOU GO NUMBER TWO.     

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>> WHY?                         
>> HELPS YOU GO NUMBER TWO.     
>> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER TWO.   

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>> HELPS YOU GO NUMBER TWO.     
>> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER TWO.
>> NO ONE SHOULD BE GRUNTING    

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>> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER TWO.   
>> NO ONE SHOULD BE GRUNTING    
LIKE THAT GOING NUMBER ONE.     

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>> NO ONE SHOULD BE GRUNTING    
LIKE THAT GOING NUMBER ONE.     
>> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER ONE    

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LIKE THAT GOING NUMBER ONE.     
>> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER ONE    
EITHER.                         

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>> I AM NOT GOING NUMBER ONE    
EITHER.                         
>> WELL, IF YOU AIN'T GOING     

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EITHER.
>> WELL, IF YOU AIN'T GOING     
NUMBER ONE AND YOU AIN'T GOING  

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>> WELL, IF YOU AIN'T GOING     
NUMBER ONE AND YOU AIN'T GOING  
NUMBER TWO, WHAT THE HELL       

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NUMBER ONE AND YOU AIN'T GOING  
NUMBER TWO, WHAT THE HELL       
NUMBER ARE YOU GOING?           

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NUMBER TWO, WHAT THE HELL       
NUMBER ARE YOU GOING?           
>> NUMBER THREE?                

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NUMBER ARE YOU GOING?           
>> NUMBER THREE?                
>> HUH?

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>> NUMBER THREE?                
>> HUH?                         
>> JESUS H. RODRIGUEZ!          

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>> HUH?                         
>> JESUS H. RODRIGUEZ!          
>> OH, I WAS SO CLOSE.          

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>> JESUS H. RODRIGUEZ!          
>> OH, I WAS SO CLOSE.          
>> WHAT'S NUMBER THREE?         

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>> OH, I WAS SO CLOSE.          
>> WHAT'S NUMBER THREE?         
YOU KNOW; AIN'T ONE OR TWO.     

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>> WHAT'S NUMBER THREE?         
YOU KNOW; AIN'T ONE OR TWO.
NUMBER 1, GOLD AS THE SUN,      

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YOU KNOW; AIN'T ONE OR TWO.     
NUMBER 1, GOLD AS THE SUN,      
NUMBER 2, I NEED TO GO POO.     

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NUMBER 1, GOLD AS THE SUN,      
NUMBER 2, I NEED TO GO POO.     
NUMBER 3, SET MY SPERM FR--     

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NUMBER 2, I NEED TO GO POO.     
NUMBER 3, SET MY SPERM FR--     
OREL, YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING. 

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NUMBER 3, SET MY SPERM FR--     
OREL, YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING. 
>> YES, PRINCIPAL FREAKY.       

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OREL, YOU'VE BEEN MASTURBATING.
>> YES, PRINCIPAL FREAKY.       
>> CLICKY, START BOILING THE    

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>> YES, PRINCIPAL FREAKY.       
>> CLICKY, START BOILING THE    
BATHROOM.                       

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>> CLICKY, START BOILING THE    
BATHROOM.                       
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ONE.        

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BATHROOM.                       
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ONE.        
>> YEP.                         

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I'LL DEAL WITH THIS ONE.        
>> YEP.                         
>> OREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT

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>> YEP.                         
>> OREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT       
HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS WHO      

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>> OREL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT       
HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS WHO      
MASTURBATE?                     

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HAPPENS TO LITTLE BOYS WHO      
MASTURBATE?                     
>> WELL, NOT UNTIL A WEEK AGO.  

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MASTURBATE?                     
>> WELL, NOT UNTIL A WEEK AGO.  
BUT NOW, MY WHOLE               

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>> WELL, NOT UNTIL A WEEK AGO.  
BUT NOW, MY WHOLE
WORLD'S OPENED UP.              

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BUT NOW, MY WHOLE               
WORLD'S OPENED UP.              
>> IT'S EVIL, SON.              

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WORLD'S OPENED UP.              
>> IT'S EVIL, SON.              
>> IT IS?                       

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>> IT'S EVIL, SON.              
>> IT IS?                       
>> WORSE THAN MURDER.           

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>> IT IS?                       
>> WORSE THAN MURDER.           
>> YIKES.                       

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>> WORSE THAN MURDER.
>> YIKES.                       
>> YIKES IS RIGHT.              

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>> YIKES.                       
>> YIKES IS RIGHT.              
>> WHY?                         

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>> YIKES IS RIGHT.              
>> WHY?                         
>> WHY?                         

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>> WHY?                         
>> WHY?                         
WELL, SIT DOWN.                 

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>> WHY?                         
WELL, SIT DOWN.                 
OREL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS

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WELL, SIT DOWN.                 
OREL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS     
THAT ARE BURNT SO DEEP INTO A   

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OREL, THERE ARE SOME THINGS     
THAT ARE BURNT SO DEEP INTO A   
PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT YOU  

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THAT ARE BURNT SO DEEP INTO A   
PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT YOU  
FORGET JUST WHY THEY'RE THERE.  

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PERSON'S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT YOU  
FORGET JUST WHY THEY'RE THERE.  
YOU ONLY KNOW THAT THEY'VE      

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FORGET JUST WHY THEY'RE THERE.  
YOU ONLY KNOW THAT THEY'VE
SCARRED YOU IN SUCH A HORRIBLE  

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YOU ONLY KNOW THAT THEY'VE      
SCARRED YOU IN SUCH A HORRIBLE  
AND PERSONAL WAY THAT THEY MUST 

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SCARRED YOU IN SUCH A HORRIBLE  
AND PERSONAL WAY THAT THEY MUST 
BE RIGHT.                       

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AND PERSONAL WAY THAT THEY MUST 
BE RIGHT.                       
>> OH.                          

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BE RIGHT.                       
>> OH.                          
>> BUT I THINK I CAN POINT YOU  

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>> OH.
>> BUT I THINK I CAN POINT YOU  
TO SOMEONE WHO IS               

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>> BUT I THINK I CAN POINT YOU  
TO SOMEONE WHO IS               
SCIENTIFICALLY QUALIFIED TO     

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TO SOMEONE WHO IS               
SCIENTIFICALLY QUALIFIED TO     
EXPLAIN THE INNER WORKINGS OF   

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SCIENTIFICALLY QUALIFIED TO     
EXPLAIN THE INNER WORKINGS OF   
THE HUMAN BODY.                 

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EXPLAIN THE INNER WORKINGS OF   
THE HUMAN BODY.                 
>> WHO?

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THE HUMAN BODY.                 
>> WHO?                         
>> PRINCIPLE FREAKY IS RIGHT,   

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>> WHO?                         
>> PRINCIPLE FREAKY IS RIGHT,   
OREL.                           

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>> PRINCIPLE FREAKY IS RIGHT,   
OREL.                           
REGULAR MURDER IS BAD ENOUGH,   

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OREL.                           
REGULAR MURDER IS BAD ENOUGH,   
BUT IN ONE DISGUSTING ACT YOU   

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REGULAR MURDER IS BAD ENOUGH,   
BUT IN ONE DISGUSTING ACT YOU
MURDER MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL    

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BUT IN ONE DISGUSTING ACT YOU   
MURDER MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL    
PEOPLE.                         

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MURDER MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL    
PEOPLE.                         
>> WHOOPS.                      

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PEOPLE.                         
>> WHOOPS.                      
>> WHOOPS IS RIGHT.             

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>> WHOOPS.                      
>> WHOOPS IS RIGHT.             
THAT'S A MAJOR SIN, MY BOY.     

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>> WHOOPS IS RIGHT.
THAT'S A MAJOR SIN, MY BOY.     
>> BUT I DIDN'T KNOW.           

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THAT'S A MAJOR SIN, MY BOY.     
>> BUT I DIDN'T KNOW.           
>> OREL, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE  

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>> BUT I DIDN'T KNOW.           
>> OREL, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE  
HANDY RHYME?                    

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>> OREL, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE  
HANDY RHYME?                    
NUMBER 1, GOLD LIKE GOD MADE    

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HANDY RHYME?                    
NUMBER 1, GOLD LIKE GOD MADE    
THE SUN.

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NUMBER 1, GOLD LIKE GOD MADE    
THE SUN.                        
NUMBER 2, GOOD LORD HELP ME     

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THE SUN.                        
NUMBER 2, GOOD LORD HELP ME     
GO POO.                         

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NUMBER 2, GOOD LORD HELP ME     
GO POO.                         
NUMBER 3, THE DEVIL SETS MY     

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GO POO.                         
NUMBER 3, THE DEVIL SETS MY     
SPERM FREE.                     

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NUMBER 3, THE DEVIL SETS MY     
SPERM FREE.
>> NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE     

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SPERM FREE.                     
>> NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE     
PROTESTANT VERSION, REVEREND.   

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>> NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THE     
PROTESTANT VERSION, REVEREND.   
>> WELL, IT'S BEEN BASTARDIZED  

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PROTESTANT VERSION, REVEREND.   
>> WELL, IT'S BEEN BASTARDIZED  
OVER THE YEARS.                 

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>> WELL, IT'S BEEN BASTARDIZED  
OVER THE YEARS.                 
>> BY WHO?                      

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OVER THE YEARS.
>> BY WHO?                      
>> BASTARDS, OREL, FATHERLESS   

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>> BY WHO?                      
>> BASTARDS, OREL, FATHERLESS   
BASTARDS.                       

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>> BASTARDS, OREL, FATHERLESS   
BASTARDS.                       
>> WOW!                         

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BASTARDS.                       
>> WOW!                         
>> ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,        

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>> WOW!                         
>> ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,        
SPILLING THOSE SEEDS IS FROWNED

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>> ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,        
SPILLING THOSE SEEDS IS FROWNED 
UPON BY GOD HIMSELF.            

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SPILLING THOSE SEEDS IS FROWNED 
UPON BY GOD HIMSELF.            
I'M NOT JUST TALKING SOME       

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UPON BY GOD HIMSELF.            
I'M NOT JUST TALKING SOME       
WORTHLESS ANGELS OR A COUPLE    

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I'M NOT JUST TALKING SOME       
WORTHLESS ANGELS OR A COUPLE    
OF GOOFY SAINTS HERE.           

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WORTHLESS ANGELS OR A COUPLE    
OF GOOFY SAINTS HERE.
GOD, OREL, THE SCARY GUY HATES  

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OF GOOFY SAINTS HERE.           
GOD, OREL, THE SCARY GUY HATES  
IT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE.         

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GOD, OREL, THE SCARY GUY HATES  
IT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE.         
[GULP]                          

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IT WHEN YOU MASTURBATE.         
[GULP]                          
GULP IS RIGHT.                  

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[GULP]                          
GULP IS RIGHT.                  
SPERM IS THERE FOR PROCREATION, 

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GULP IS RIGHT.
SPERM IS THERE FOR PROCREATION, 
NOT RECREATION.                 

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SPERM IS THERE FOR PROCREATION, 
NOT RECREATION.                 
JEEZ-IT?                        

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NOT RECREATION.                 
JEEZ-IT?                        
>> NO, THANKS, REVEREND.        

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JEEZ-IT?                        
>> NO, THANKS, REVEREND.        
>> IT'S CATHOLIC FREE.          

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>> NO, THANKS, REVEREND.        
>> IT'S CATHOLIC FREE.          
>> OH, OK.

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>> IT'S CATHOLIC FREE.          
>> OH, OK.                      
SO, IT'S NOT A SIN IF THE SEEDS 

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>> OH, OK.                      
SO, IT'S NOT A SIN IF THE SEEDS 
ARE USED TO MAKE BABIES.        

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SO, IT'S NOT A SIN IF THE SEEDS 
ARE USED TO MAKE BABIES.        
>> EXACTLY.                     

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ARE USED TO MAKE BABIES.        
>> EXACTLY.                     
>> I SEE.                       

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>> EXACTLY.                     
>> I SEE.
>> JUST REMEMBER.               

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>> I SEE.                       
>> JUST REMEMBER.               
YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID.      

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>> JUST REMEMBER.               
YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID.      
YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THE 

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YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID.      
YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THE 
PATHETIC, HUMILIATING, TASK OF  

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YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO THE 
PATHETIC, HUMILIATING, TASK OF  
SELF-PLEASURE.                  

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PATHETIC, HUMILIATING, TASK OF
SELF-PLEASURE.                  
>> OH, BUT REVEREND PUTTY, HOW  

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SELF-PLEASURE.                  
>> OH, BUT REVEREND PUTTY, HOW  
WOULD I ACTUALLY GO ABOUT       

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>> OH, BUT REVEREND PUTTY, HOW  
WOULD I ACTUALLY GO ABOUT       
PROCREATING WITH MY SPERM, SO   

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WOULD I ACTUALLY GO ABOUT       
PROCREATING WITH MY SPERM, SO   
THAT I CAN MAKE BABIES.         

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PROCREATING WITH MY SPERM, SO   
THAT I CAN MAKE BABIES.         
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

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THAT I CAN MAKE BABIES.         
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.          
OK, I'M PUNCHING OUT.           

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>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.          
OK, I'M PUNCHING OUT.           
SEE YOU SUNDAY.                 

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>> SPERM. HUH-HUH.              

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]                 
>> WHY?                         
I MEAN, YES.                    

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>> WHY?                         
I MEAN, YES.                    
>> DAD, ARE YOU BUSY?           

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I MEAN, YES.
>> DAD, ARE YOU BUSY?           
>> A LITTLE.                    

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>> DAD, ARE YOU BUSY?           
>> A LITTLE.                    
COME ON IN OREL.                

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>> A LITTLE.                    
COME ON IN OREL.                
>> WHAT'S UP?                   

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COME ON IN OREL.                
>> WHAT'S UP?                   
>> DAD, HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES? 

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>> WHAT'S UP?                   
>> DAD, HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES? 
>> UH-HUH.

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>> DAD, HOW DO YOU MAKE BABIES? 
>> UH-HUH.                      
UH-HUH?                         

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>> UH-HUH.                      
UH-HUH?                         
OH, NO.                         

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UH-HUH?                         
OH, NO.                         
UMM -- HA-HA-HA.                

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OH, NO.                         
UMM -- HA-HA-HA.                
NO.                             

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UMM -- HA-HA-HA.                
NO.
HMM.                            

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NO.                             
HMM.                            
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OREL, 9?    

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HMM.                            
HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OREL, 9?    
>> 11.                          

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HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OREL, 9?    
>> 11.                          
>> UH-HUH.                      

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>> 11.                          
>> UH-HUH.                      
11.                             

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>> UH-HUH.
11.                             
HMM.                            

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11.                             
HMM.                            
OH, THIS IS INTERESTING.        

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HMM.                            
OH, THIS IS INTERESTING.        
NOW, THAT YOU'RE 11, YOU        

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OH, THIS IS INTERESTING.        
NOW, THAT YOU'RE 11, YOU        
CAN KNOW THE REAL STORY.        

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NOW, THAT YOU'RE 11, YOU        
CAN KNOW THE REAL STORY.        
BABIES ARE MADE BY GOD'S CHEF,

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CAN KNOW THE REAL STORY.        
BABIES ARE MADE BY GOD'S CHEF,  
VISITING LADIES AT NIGHT WHILE  

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BABIES ARE MADE BY GOD'S CHEF,  
VISITING LADIES AT NIGHT WHILE  
THEY'RE ASLEEP AND INJECTING    

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VISITING LADIES AT NIGHT WHILE  
THEY'RE ASLEEP AND INJECTING    
THEM WITH THE DELICIOUS GLAZE   

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THEY'RE ASLEEP AND INJECTING    
THEM WITH THE DELICIOUS GLAZE   
FROM HIS HOLY PASTRY BAG.       

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THEM WITH THE DELICIOUS GLAZE   
FROM HIS HOLY PASTRY BAG.
HUH, BRILLIANT.                 

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FROM HIS HOLY PASTRY BAG.       
HUH, BRILLIANT.                 
>> GOD'S CHEF?                  

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HUH, BRILLIANT.                 
>> GOD'S CHEF?                  
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK 

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>> GOD'S CHEF?                  
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK 
AND WHITE.                      

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>> IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK 
AND WHITE.                      
>> CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER,   

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AND WHITE.
>> CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER,   
CLEANER.                        

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>> CLEANER, CLEANER, CLEANER,   
CLEANER.                        
>> YUMMY.                       

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CLEANER.                        
>> YUMMY.                       
>> SHAPEY, NO.                  

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>> YUMMY.                       
>> SHAPEY, NO.                  
>> MINE.                        

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>> SHAPEY, NO.                  
>> MINE.                        
>> NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

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>> MINE.                        
>> NOT ON YOUR LIFE.            
I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT.          

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>> NOT ON YOUR LIFE.            
I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT.          
THERE, THERE, LITTLE ONE.       

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I HAVE SO LITTLE LEFT.          
THERE, THERE, LITTLE ONE.       
>> HEY, MOM, DO YOU HAVE A      

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THERE, THERE, LITTLE ONE.       
>> HEY, MOM, DO YOU HAVE A      
PASTRY BAG I CAN BORROW?        

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>> HEY, MOM, DO YOU HAVE A      
PASTRY BAG I CAN BORROW?
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE?  

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PASTRY BAG I CAN BORROW?        
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE?  
>> MY DELICIOUS GLAZE.          

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>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE?  
>> MY DELICIOUS GLAZE.          
>> UMM.                         

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>> MY DELICIOUS GLAZE.          
>> UMM.                         
ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MOMMY     

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>> UMM.                         
ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MOMMY     
SOMETHING NICE?                 

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ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MOMMY
SOMETHING NICE?                 
>> GEEZ, MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO BE  

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SOMETHING NICE?                 
>> GEEZ, MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO BE  
KIDDING.                        

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>> GOD'S CHEF?                  
>> UH-HUH.                      
>> WHY?                         

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>> UH-HUH.                      
>> WHY?                         
>> SO I CAN MASTURBATE AND GO   

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>> WHY?                         
>> SO I CAN MASTURBATE AND GO   
TO HEAVEN.

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>> SO I CAN MASTURBATE AND GO   
TO HEAVEN.                      
IT'S GOD'S PLAN.                

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TO HEAVEN.                      
IT'S GOD'S PLAN.                
>> AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET 

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IT'S GOD'S PLAN.                
>> AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET 
IT INSIDE THE LADIES?           

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>> AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET 
IT INSIDE THE LADIES?           
>> DOWIE, DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?

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IT INSIDE THE LADIES?           
>> DOWIE, DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?
ALL I DO IS SNEAK INTO THEIR    

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>> DOWIE, DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN?
ALL I DO IS SNEAK INTO THEIR    
HOUSES WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING,  

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ALL I DO IS SNEAK INTO THEIR    
HOUSES WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING,  
AND SQUIRT MY SPERM INTO THEM.  

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HOUSES WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING,  
AND SQUIRT MY SPERM INTO THEM.  
>> SQUIRT INTO WHERE?           

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AND SQUIRT MY SPERM INTO THEM.  
>> SQUIRT INTO WHERE?           
HOW?                            

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>> SQUIRT INTO WHERE?
HOW?                            
>> GOSH.                        

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HOW?                            
>> GOSH.                        
I'M NOT REALLY SURE.            

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>> GOSH.                        
I'M NOT REALLY SURE.            
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO 

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I'M NOT REALLY SURE.            
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO 
HAVE FAITH THAT GOD WILL SHOW   

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WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO 
HAVE FAITH THAT GOD WILL SHOW   
ME THE WAY.

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HAVE FAITH THAT GOD WILL SHOW   
ME THE WAY.                     
ALL I NEED IS THIS HOLY PASTRY  

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ME THE WAY.                     
ALL I NEED IS THIS HOLY PASTRY  
BAG, AND MY SEED.               

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ALL I NEED IS THIS HOLY PASTRY  
BAG, AND MY SEED.               
HE WILL DO THE REST.            

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BAG, AND MY SEED.               
HE WILL DO THE REST.            
>> SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE      

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HE WILL DO THE REST.            
>> SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE
GOD'S BAKER TO ME.              

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>> SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE      
GOD'S BAKER TO ME.              
>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,   

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GOD'S BAKER TO ME.              
>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,   
DOWIE.                          

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>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,   
DOWIE.                          
HA-HA-HA.                       

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DOWIE.                          
HA-HA-HA.                       
OOPS.                           

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>> OOH, UH.
OH.                             
GOD BE PRAISED.                 

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OH.                             
GOD BE PRAISED.                 
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING AS GOD'S   

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GOD BE PRAISED.                 
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING AS GOD'S   
CHEF, OREL?                     

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>> HOW ARE YOU DOING AS GOD'S   
CHEF, OREL?                     
>> PRETTY GOOD, I THINK.        

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CHEF, OREL?                     
>> PRETTY GOOD, I THINK.        
WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH

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>> PRETTY GOOD, I THINK.        
WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH    
AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH COVERED    

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WELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH    
AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH COVERED    
THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH    

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AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH COVERED    
THIS WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH    
NUMBER 3.                       

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>> HUNDREDS OF MARRIED WOMEN    
ARE MYSTERIOUSLY FINDING        
THEMSELVES WITH CHILD IN THE    

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ARE MYSTERIOUSLY FINDING        
THEMSELVES WITH CHILD IN THE
1800-2400 BLOCKS OF NORTH       

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THEMSELVES WITH CHILD IN THE    
1800-2400 BLOCKS OF NORTH       
ABSTINENT WAY.                  

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1800-2400 BLOCKS OF NORTH       
ABSTINENT WAY.                  
>> HORRIBLE.                    

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ABSTINENT WAY.                  
>> HORRIBLE.                    
>> NEWLYWEDS RICKIE AND JENNY   

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>> HORRIBLE.                    
>> NEWLYWEDS RICKIE AND JENNY   
COLDSHOULDER HAVE NO IDEA HOW   

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>> NEWLYWEDS RICKIE AND JENNY
COLDSHOULDER HAVE NO IDEA HOW   
THE MISSUS CAME TO BE           

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COLDSHOULDER HAVE NO IDEA HOW   
THE MISSUS CAME TO BE           
BLESSED AGAINST HER WILL AS     

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THE MISSUS CAME TO BE           
BLESSED AGAINST HER WILL AS     
THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED THE    

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BLESSED AGAINST HER WILL AS     
THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED THE    
SAME BED IN THEIR ENTIRE 3-WEEK 

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THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED THE    
SAME BED IN THEIR ENTIRE 3-WEEK 
MARRIAGE."

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SAME BED IN THEIR ENTIRE 3-WEEK 
MARRIAGE."                      
>> SHOCKING.                    

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MARRIAGE."                      
>> SHOCKING.                    
>> DO-DO-DO-DO-DO...            

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>> OH.                          
>> AAAHHH!                      
>> JESUS CREW CUTS.             

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>> I'LL TAKE HIM FROM HERE, DON.
>> WELL...                      
>> TO MY STUDY.                 

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>> WELL...                      
>> TO MY STUDY.
>> [GULP] [GULP] [GULP].        

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>> TO MY STUDY.                 
>> [GULP] [GULP] [GULP].        
>> THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU 

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>> [GULP] [GULP] [GULP].        
>> THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
WERE OUT PAST CURFEW.           

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>> THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU 
WERE OUT PAST CURFEW.           
>> BUT DAD, HOW ELSE WAS I      

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WERE OUT PAST CURFEW.           
>> BUT DAD, HOW ELSE WAS I      
GOING TO BE GOD'S CHEF?         

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>> BUT DAD, HOW ELSE WAS I
GOING TO BE GOD'S CHEF?         
LADIES NEEDED TO BE ASLEEP FOR  

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GOING TO BE GOD'S CHEF?         
LADIES NEEDED TO BE ASLEEP FOR  
ME TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT MY YUMMY 

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LADIES NEEDED TO BE ASLEEP FOR  
ME TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT MY YUMMY 
CONTENTS INTO THEM.             

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ME TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT MY YUMMY 
CONTENTS INTO THEM.             
>> YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE  

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CONTENTS INTO THEM.             
>> YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE  
GOD'S CHEF OREL.

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>> YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE  
GOD'S CHEF OREL.                
GOD'S CHEF IS ONLY A WHIMSICAL  

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GOD'S CHEF OREL.                
GOD'S CHEF IS ONLY A WHIMSICAL  
FELLA LIKE SANTA OR CHARLES     

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GOD'S CHEF IS ONLY A WHIMSICAL  
FELLA LIKE SANTA OR CHARLES     
DARWIN.                         

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FELLA LIKE SANTA OR CHARLES     
DARWIN.                         
>> COME ON, POP.                

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DARWIN.                         
>> COME ON, POP.
I'M TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN THAT  

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>> COME ON, POP.                
I'M TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN THAT  
STUFF.                          

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I'M TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN THAT  
STUFF.                          
>> WORTHLESS PIECE OF SUGAR!    

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STUFF.                          
>> WORTHLESS PIECE OF SUGAR!    
>> ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT I DID  

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>> WORTHLESS PIECE OF SUGAR!    
>> ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT I DID  
NOT WANT TO SIN BY SPILLING MY  

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>> ALL BECAUSE I DID NOT I DID
NOT WANT TO SIN BY SPILLING MY  
SEED AND NOT PROCREATING.       

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NOT WANT TO SIN BY SPILLING MY  
SEED AND NOT PROCREATING.       
>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL     

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SEED AND NOT PROCREATING.       
>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL     
ABOUT?                          

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>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL     
ABOUT?                          
>> YEAH.                        

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ABOUT?                          
>> YEAH.                        
I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH

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>> YEAH.                        
I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH        
REVEREND PUTTY.                 

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I HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH        
REVEREND PUTTY.                 
>> I SEE.                       

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REVEREND PUTTY.                 
>> I SEE.                       
WELL, OREL, I THINK I'M         

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>> I SEE.                       
WELL, OREL, I THINK I'M         
PARTIALLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF   

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WELL, OREL, I THINK I'M         
PARTIALLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF
THIS.                           

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PARTIALLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF   
THIS.                           
YOU SEE, BY NOT TRUSTING YOU    

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THIS.                           
YOU SEE, BY NOT TRUSTING YOU    
ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH    

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YOU SEE, BY NOT TRUSTING YOU    
ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH    
ABOUT PROCREATION, I LED YOU    

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ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH    
ABOUT PROCREATION, I LED YOU    
ASTRAY AS TO HOW GOD WOULD WANT 

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ABOUT PROCREATION, I LED YOU
ASTRAY AS TO HOW GOD WOULD WANT 
YOU TO GIVE WOMEN BABIES.       

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ASTRAY AS TO HOW GOD WOULD WANT 
YOU TO GIVE WOMEN BABIES.       
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD?       

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YOU TO GIVE WOMEN BABIES.       
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD?       
>> WELL, I MEAN THE GOOD        

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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD?       
>> WELL, I MEAN THE GOOD        
REVEREND WAS RIGHT.             

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>> WELL, I MEAN THE GOOD        
REVEREND WAS RIGHT.             
>> SPILLING YOUR SEED

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REVEREND WAS RIGHT.             
>> SPILLING YOUR SEED           
WASTEFULLY IS A SIN.            

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>> SPILLING YOUR SEED           
WASTEFULLY IS A SIN.            
BUT IT'S ALSO A SIN TO          

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WASTEFULLY IS A SIN.            
BUT IT'S ALSO A SIN TO          
PROCREATE IN ODD, EXCITING WAYS.

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BUT IT'S ALSO A SIN TO          
PROCREATE IN ODD, EXCITING WAYS.
MEN AND WOMEN HAVE ONLY ONE     

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PROCREATE IN ODD, EXCITING WAYS.
MEN AND WOMEN HAVE ONLY ONE
HOLY POSITION, AND THAT'S       

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MEN AND WOMEN HAVE ONLY ONE     
HOLY POSITION, AND THAT'S       
CALLED THE MISSIONARY POSITION. 

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HOLY POSITION, AND THAT'S       
CALLED THE MISSIONARY POSITION. 
>> THE MISSIONARY POSITION?     

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CALLED THE MISSIONARY POSITION. 
>> THE MISSIONARY POSITION?     
>> YES.                         

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>> THE MISSIONARY POSITION?     
>> YES.                         
IT'S THE MOST LOVING AND        

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>> YES.
IT'S THE MOST LOVING AND        
SATISFYING POSITION THE BIBLE   

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IT'S THE MOST LOVING AND        
SATISFYING POSITION THE BIBLE   
HAS TO OFFER.                   

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SATISFYING POSITION THE BIBLE   
HAS TO OFFER.                   
IT GOT ITS NAME FROM            

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HAS TO OFFER.                   
IT GOT ITS NAME FROM            
MISSIONARIES WHO TAUGHT         

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IT GOT ITS NAME FROM            
MISSIONARIES WHO TAUGHT         
BACKWARD CULTURES HOW TO HAVE

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MISSIONARIES WHO TAUGHT         
BACKWARD CULTURES HOW TO HAVE   
MORALLY RIGHTEOUS SEXUAL        

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BACKWARD CULTURES HOW TO HAVE   
MORALLY RIGHTEOUS SEXUAL        
INTERCOURSE.                    

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MORALLY RIGHTEOUS SEXUAL        
INTERCOURSE.                    
>> NEAT.                        

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INTERCOURSE.                    
>> NEAT.                        
WHO THOUGHT OF THE MISSIONARY   

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>> NEAT.                        
WHO THOUGHT OF THE MISSIONARY
POSITION, DAD?                  

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WHO THOUGHT OF THE MISSIONARY   
POSITION, DAD?                  
>> I BELIEVE IT WAS FIRST       

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POSITION, DAD?                  
>> I BELIEVE IT WAS FIRST       
DEVELOPED BY NOAH, WHO WAS      

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>> I BELIEVE IT WAS FIRST       
DEVELOPED BY NOAH, WHO WAS      
DISGUSTED BY THE HOARY GODLESS  

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DEVELOPED BY NOAH, WHO WAS      
DISGUSTED BY THE HOARY GODLESS  
WAYS OF SOME EROTICALLY CHARGED 

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DISGUSTED BY THE HOARY GODLESS
WAYS OF SOME EROTICALLY CHARGED 
ANIMALS ON THE ARK.             

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WAYS OF SOME EROTICALLY CHARGED 
ANIMALS ON THE ARK.             
>> WOW.                         

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ANIMALS ON THE ARK.             
>> WOW.                         
>> AND OF COURSE, IT'S THE      

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>> WOW.                         
>> AND OF COURSE, IT'S THE      
ALL-IMPORTANT LOST 12th         

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>> AND OF COURSE, IT'S THE      
ALL-IMPORTANT LOST 12th         
COMMANDMENT, THOU SHALT ONLY

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ALL-IMPORTANT LOST 12th         
COMMANDMENT, THOU SHALT ONLY    
HAVE SEX FACE TO FACE, MAN ON   

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COMMANDMENT, THOU SHALT ONLY    
HAVE SEX FACE TO FACE, MAN ON   
TOP.                            

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HAVE SEX FACE TO FACE, MAN ON   
TOP.                            
>> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.         

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TOP.                            
>> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.         
>> I WAS ON TOP, THOUGH.        

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>> THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.         
>> I WAS ON TOP, THOUGH.
>> YEAH, WELL IT IS ALSO A SIN  

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>> I WAS ON TOP, THOUGH.        
>> YEAH, WELL IT IS ALSO A SIN  
TO USE FUN EQUIPMENT.           

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>> YEAH, WELL IT IS ALSO A SIN  
TO USE FUN EQUIPMENT.           
>> OH!                          

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TO USE FUN EQUIPMENT.           
>> OH!                          
>> BUT ANYWAY I'M NOT TELLING   

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>> OH!                          
>> BUT ANYWAY I'M NOT TELLING   
YOU ALL THE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH.

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>> BUT ANYWAY I'M NOT TELLING
YOU ALL THE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH.
IT WAS MY MISTAKE THIS TIME     

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YOU ALL THE FACTS TO BEGIN WITH.
IT WAS MY MISTAKE THIS TIME     
SON, NOT YOURS.                 

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IT WAS MY MISTAKE THIS TIME     
SON, NOT YOURS.                 
>> THEN DO I GET TO SPANK YOU   

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SON, NOT YOURS.                 
>> THEN DO I GET TO SPANK YOU   
WITH MY BELT?                   

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>> THEN DO I GET TO SPANK YOU   
WITH MY BELT?                   
>> HA-HA-HA.

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WITH MY BELT?                   
>> HA-HA-HA.                    
I THINK NOT.                    

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>> HELLO, GOOD-BYE.
